Let’s Get Lit Hanukkah Sweater & Menorah Sweaters It also comes in a Women’s Jewnicorn Sweaterversion. It’s also appropriate for super special Jews, super colorful Jews, and any Jews that refuse to grow up and pay for their own cell phone plan. Happy HanukCats Ugly Hanukkah Cat SweaterĪre you the only Jew in your friend group, or better yet – your entire village? Do people often say “I’ve never met a real life Jew before!” to you? Then this Jewnicorn sweater is for you. Comes in black for those with white cats at home. When they do, you can just show them your butt and walk away like you know your Hanukcat mascots would. S0 it might be amusing to wear this and see how many people critique it. Cats are not particularly concerned with being kosher, however. A proper Hanukkah menorah must have 9 branches that signify the 8 nights and a “shamus” that is the taller/center candle that you light the others with. It does bear some mentioning that the menorah pictured on this shirt is technically NOT a Hanukkiah menorah. If cats are your thing then you can wear this happy Hanukcats sweatshirt with pride. This one is even wearing a tallis/scarf so you know he’s a devout llama. Show your mellow side with a no drama llama approach to the whole sweater thing. Let’s face it, nobody knows how to spell Chanukah/Hanukkah the right way and nobody knows why any of these are a thing. What do cats, unicorns, dinosaurs and llamas have to do with this oft misspelled Jewish holiday? Absolutely nothing. This might be your Lucky Dreidel-shark Sweater. Hopefully there’s some real money in it for you, and not just the chocolate kind. When the dreidel lands on that letter, you win the entire pot. Bet it all on Gimmel, the winning side of that dreidel. Don’t skimp on her presents! She’s totally Chai Maintenance Chai maintenance means she’s committed to living her best life at all times. This sweater is for the woman who knows what she is all about and wears it proudly. And maybe I can get a little bag of chocolate gelt too this year. This helps to set off my expenses for maintaining this site. You won’t pay any more for things than you would if you showed up on your own, but my site gets a small portion of the proceeds. Note: This post contains affiliate links. PSA: NOW is the time to order these! Don’t be like me last year, running to three different Target stores in search of the one last Ugly Jewish Christmas sweater in Orange County, Ca! Here’s a few of my own faves for this ugly Christmas sweater season. No matter your faith, there’s probably an excruciatingly awful sweater out there for you. Whatever… I’m just glad I can finally party with all my ugly sweater loving pals. If we can’t scare up something to wear to the office party and slap a menorah and a cat on it, who can? That’s a slang word for rags/clothing to those of you who don’t speak Yiddish. My final argument for why this totally makes sense it the awareness that Jews have long been a part of the “Schmatta” biz. No worrying about locating those randomly sized candles, or burning down your house. We have longer to wear them.Plus, when it comes to light up sweaters, it’s a no brainer. If think about it, ugly holiday sweaters are a much better investment for us Jews. Jews have been left out of this holiday madness in years past, but we are finally part of a more inclusive consumer fashion culture with this one, and not a moment too soon. In fact, these knit monstrosities are now just as easy to find as ugly Christmas sweaters. No more resorting to lame DIY attempts with a dreidel and glue gun. Shopping for an Ugly Hanukkah Sweater is a real thing now The Ugly Hanukkah Sweater Round up is here! Finally there’s some festive holiday clothing for us members of the tribe.
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